Song Lyrics! Below are words to all the songs on Reading
Songs Volume I. All songs © by Monty Harper
Reprinted here by permission.
Take Me To Your Library
I was lazing on the porch
with a library book last Saturday night when my dog started
howling and the sky took to pulsing with a purplish light. A
great glowing gadget glided over the trees like a gigantic
hamburger hanging in the breeze. Then the bun popped open,
and a critter flew toward me like a meteorite.
And I heard him say, "Akbo ekto <ptht> neeky
wokky. Uptuck neewuk <pwoit> eeky bokky.
Eppa leppa wakka wikka pikky pokky poo. Pobbalagga bigga
bogga zibby zabba zoo!" He hit the ground
bouncing with five arms flapping like a wacky disaster. He
planted his foot and waved a dozen eyes at me while my heart beat
faster. More nervous than a wiener in a hot-dog stand,
I said, "W-Welcome to Earth" and I held out my hand. Did he
shake it? No, instead he pointed what I took to be an alien blaster.
And once again he said, Repeat Chorus
The blaster went "Zap!" but I never looked back to see if I was OK,
'cause like a mouse at a cat convention I was rather busy running away.
Behind me came the sound of that one foot thumping, or maybe
it was only my own heart jumping. Either way the sky began
flashing with a now familiar purple display. And
from above I heard, Repeat Chorus A
bright blue beam dropped straight down around me from the burger-shaped
ship, and it sucked me up like a straw full of soda with one
quick sip. Then that five-armed fiend had me strapped into
place with a dozen buggy eyes waving up in my face.
He put the nasty looking blaster in the middle of my forehead and he
let it rip. Well I yelped and twisted like a
hyperactive poodle at the end of his chain, and I struggled
for a spell before I noticed that I really wasn't feeling any pain.
I was soon to discover that bug-eyed invader didn't zap me
with a weapon. It was a nifty translator! Every word he said
was now repeated by a happy little voice in my brain.
What I heard was, "Akbo ekto <ptht> neeky
wokky." ("Hi! My name is Bob.") "Uptuck neewuk
<pwoit> eeky bokky." ("I come from the planet
<pwoit>.") "Eppa leppa wakka wikka pikky pokky
poo." ("I'm here to study your science and culture.")
"Pobbalagga bigga bogga zibby zabba zoo!" ("Please escort me
to the nearest free public repository of information.")
In other words... Take me to your library! Take me
to your library! "Pobbalagga bigga bogga zibby zabba zoo"
means take me, take me, take me to your library!
Well I showed my new five-armed dozen-eyed friend what direction to fly.
And from the library shelves he grabbed histories, geographies, folk
tales, art, and sci-fi. I recommended Harry Potter and the
Sorcerer's Stone, and we checked them all out on
interplanetary loan. Then Bob said he'd better get home, but
that it didn't have to mean good-bye. So here I
sit zipping along in that burger-shaped ship the sixth day in a row,
and I've seen enough hyperspace I've been yawning like an Eskimo
watching snow. One thing I figure I will desperately need
for the trip back home is more books to read. So I've been
practicing up and when we get to Bob's planet I know just how I'll say
hello: "Akbo ekto <ptht> neeky
wokky. Uptuck neewuk <pwoit> eeky bokky.
Eppa leppa wakka wikka pikky pokky poo. Pobbalagga bigga
bogga zibby zabba zoo!" Take me to your library!
Take me to your library! "Pobbalagga bigga bogga zibby zabba
zoo" means take me, take me, take me to your library!
Blast Into Books Blast into books and out of this world.
Feel the cosmic wind on your face. Blast into books and out
of this world. Chart your own adventures in space.
Captain's log, our sensors show a life form in distress.
Ready the away team. Energize. Map another M-class planet on
our mission to explore strange new worlds aboard the
starship, Enterprise. I've seen Star Trek on TV; it's pretty
neat. But reading really puts me in the captain's seat!
You gotta blast into books and out of this world.
Feel the cosmic wind on your face. Blast into books and out
of this world. Chart your own adventures in space.
I fly my x-wing fighter through a rain of blaster fire while
my trusty R2 unit plots a course. From the planet city
Coruscant to Endor’s forest moon I’ll protect the New
Republic from the Dark Side of the Force. I've seen Star Wars
at the movies and that's all right, but when I read the
novels I become a Jedi Knight! You gotta blast
into books and out of this world. Feel the cosmic wind on
your face. Blast into books and out of this world.
Chart your own adventures in... your own adventures in
space... Blast into books!
Books
Ahoy! Books,
ahoy, mates, books, ahoy! Here's a book that wants a captain.
Can we find a girl or boy? Set your compass for adventure,
weigh your anchor and enjoy. Books, ahoy! Books, ahoy! Books,
ahoy, mates, books, ahoy! Sail this book with
Fern and Avery through a summer on the farm where the sheep
has shared the secret that the pig will come to harm. Farmer
Zuckerman intends to turn poor Wilbur into ham. Can a wonder
weaving spider spin him out of such a jam? Sail with one
terrific humble pig celeb in the good book, Charlotte's Web.
Books, ahoy! (Books, ahoy!) Books, ahoy! (Books, ahoy!)
Books, ahoy, mates, books, ahoy! Here's a book
that shows a blusterous wind can always be withstood. Raise
her sails; that wind will blow you through the Hundred Acre Wood.
Trap a heffalump or two or track some woozles if you dare
with a nervous little piglet and a honey-hungry bear. Sail
with Rabbit, Eeyore, Kanga, Owl, and Roo in the good book, Winnie the
Pooh. Books, ahoy! (Books, ahoy!) Books, ahoy!
(Books, ahoy!) Books, ahoy, mates, books, ahoy!
Here's a book that wants a brave and daring captain in command.
Fly with Wendy, John, and Michael on a trip to Neverland.
Captain Hook and all his pirates will attempt to run you through,
but their efforts will be thwarted with a "Cockadoodledoo!"
By the boy who'll never grow to be a man in the good book, Peter Pan.
So many books for you to choose from! So many seas
that must be crossed! And whichever book you board, whatever
point you sail her toward, she'll be stormed upon and tossed.
But don't dismay when she starts to pitch and sway; she will
weather every squall. When you bring her safely in and you're
set to sail again, just cup your hands and call,
Books, ahoy! (Books, ahoy!) (4x)
Magical Madcap Tour
You say you get tired of
staring at those same four walls. The world is full of
wonders and you want to see them all, from Albania to
Zimbabwe. You got travel mania! Well, donut go the hard way!
You'd need a train to catch your plane. You haven't packed? You'd
better dash! Before your boat will even float you'll need a
big old heap of cash! Instead relax, and stick with me. Well
do our traveling for free. We've seven continents to see! On
a Magical Madcap Tour... Book a magical madcap
tour around the world with me. Book a magical
madcap tour at your library. Swedish
meatballs, Italian ice, Polish sausages, Spanish rice:
Such sustenance you'll stir up on the continent of Europe.
I thought they might be upside down like dragons
dancing through the town. Those alphabets will amaze ya
on the continent of Asia. Repeat Chorus
A lion's tongue is pink and wet but I think you'll
find you'd rather let an elephant or giraffe lick ya
on the continent of Africa. Penguins play on
glaciers clear while the day spins on for half a year.
Says sun to sky, "Can't part with ya," on the continent,
Antarctica. Repeat Chorus
My boomerang I thought I threw. Came back to me a kangaroo.
If you're not a gent, they'll jail ya on the continent,
Australia. "Life is rich in the brave new West,
but mi amigo, I've one request: Stop poking me with Panama,"
says South to North America.
The
Great Green Squishy Mean Bibliovore In the ground they found a frozen dinosaur.
They kept it hidden in a secret lab. The day had come the
scientists were working for - the day to wake this dino
from his nap! They threw the switches to their special laser
beam. They did not see the bookworm on the lens.
The dinosaur unraveled in a cloud of steam. When it cleared
there was a startled creature blinking at them.
He said, "Rrrr, I'm hungry! Didja hear that sound? That's
my tummy! Don't give me no lines! Don't give me no looks!
Don't feed me no lip! Just feed me books! 'Cause I'm a great
green squishy mean bibliovore. I'm a cross between a bookworm
and a dinosaur. You'd better feed me books or you will hear
me roar! I'm a great green squishy mean bibliovore.”
They fed him all the reference books they never used,
but the monster still was hungry and escaped. He broke into
an empty elementary school where he learned that spelling
books cause belly aches. He gobbled up a bookmobile and
belched out the wheels. He swallowed ten pay phone
directories. Then his nostrils started twitching like he
smelled a meal. That's when he burst in through the front
door to the library! (Chorus)
He found himself a fiction shelf and started to feast. The
librarian was quite surprised indeed! She grabbed him by the
ear and made him take a seat. She said, "I think I'd better
teach you how to read." The monster was a trifle smarter than
he looked, so it took her very little time to teach him.
And now he holds a whole new attitude toward books. Every day
he reads another pile - and then he eats them!
Today he makes a living writing book reviews. He chews the
bad ones up voraciously. He loves to put the new words that
he learns to use, so now he's speaking more loquaciously.
He says, "Hmmm. I'm famished. Did you feel that
vibration? That's my gastric cavity requesting
bibliomastication! 'Cause I'm a great green
squishy mean bibliovore. I'm a cross between a bookworm and a
dinosaur. You'd better feed me books or you will hear me roar!
I'm a great green squishy mean bibliovore. I'm a great green
squishy mean bibliovore!"
Hanging Out With Heroes at
the Library It's
a foot-stompin', rope-swingin' barrel of fun! There's
something in a book for everyone to make your heart pound
faster and your eyes pop out! It'll get you so riled up you
just gotta shout. The hero of the story is the one you wanna
be! I love hangin' out with heroes at the library!
She's got the wildest red hair, and her clothes are berserk.
This teacher takes the mystery out of how things work. Her
little lizard, Liz, always accompanies us on impossible trips
on a magic school bus. Her hands-on approach gives science a
sizzle. Take a field trip to the library with (audience:) Ms.
Frizzle! (Chorus) His
muggle aunt and uncle made him feel outcast until he started
to discover his mysterious past. He goes to Hogwart's school
for wizards and witches. On the quidditch team he's a seeker
of snitches. He took to that broom like a fish takes to water.
Catch the magic at the library with (audience:) Harry Potter!
(Chorus) This diminutive detective
always takes the case. He leaves a note for his mom, then
he's off on the chase. His cleaver dog, Sludge, helps him
search for clues. At times he finds he's stuck and doesn't
know what to do. That's when a pancake snack sets him
thinking straight. Solve a mystery at the library with
(audience:) Nate the Great! (Chorus)
She was swept away from Kansas to the Land of Oz. She took
the Yellow Brick Road to seek help because she was determined
to return and faced many trials tryin’ with a scarecrow, a
tin man, and a cowardly lion. I'll bet you if you ask old
what's her name? (audience:) Dorothy! she'd say, “There's
really no place like the library!” (Chorus)
If you're lookin' for me let me tell you where I'll be.
I'll be hanging out with heroes at the library. I've got to
shout about it from the top of every tree! I love hanging out
with heroes at the library!
The Brainiacs
This is the story of a family
who never did a thing except for watch TV until one day when
the family pet pulled the plug on their TV set. And
they blinked, cleared their heads, and they picked
up a book and they read. That's the way they all became the
Brainiacs! Now Papa knows the almanac from A to Z.
He's a five time champion on Jeopardy. And Mama Brain's a
self taught scientist. She built a nuclear reactor in the
barbecue pit. Teen Brain invented an electric car.
It can drive across the country on a single charge. The
littlest Brain is a billionaire. Her company's the leader in
computer software. The President called on the
Brainiacs to help find a way to pay the national debt.
We owe it all to that wonderful pet who pulled the plug on
their TV set! And they blinked, cleared
their heads, and they picked up a book and they read.
That's the way they all became the Brainiacs!
The
Princess and the Farmer's Son A farmer once had three sons who
left to find their fortunes. Each one chose a path and waved
good-bye. The first son he found trouble. The
second his was double. The third son now is happy. I'll tell
you why - because he loves to read a story.
A king once made an offer to marry off his daughter,
but the princes that he chose she turned away. For above the
king's objection she loved that farmer's third son.
When the king forbade the wedding all she could say was, "But
Daddy, he loves to read a story!" A storybook
takes you on a magic carpet ride to fanciful
adventure all in a faraway place and time.
A fire breathing dragon was threatening the kingdom
and the king considered this a stroke of luck. For he sent
the farmer's third son East to battle with the brutal beast,
and the lad took nothing with him but a book because he loves
to read a story. That farmer's clever third son
soon found the dreadful dragon whose angry threats had lead
to such distress. He turned that dragon from mad to meek
with the promise of a book a week and the lad was finally wed
to his princess because he loves to read a story.
A storybook helps you view the world through a hero's eyes
so you can become the virtuous one to tackle troubles as they
arise. The king and all his kingdom,
the fire breathing dragon, the princess and the farmer's son
all live happily ever after because we love to read a story!
My
Friend Jake I
had the summer blues with nothing much to do. All day I'd
watch TV. Then a telegram came for me... It said,
"Traveling home through Bangladesh. Am shipping you my brand new pet.
Please take good care of Jake until I arrive." It was from my
offbeat uncle, Clyde, so Mom and I were not a bit surprised
by the size of the crane that came and left Jake's cage on our front
drive. And Jake and I were soon making tracks to
the library so I could learn exactly what he ought to eat.
People all were staring like they never see a four hundred
pound gorilla walking down the street. I took a
look to see what the computer could find, but Jake ran directly to the
five nine nine's. He grabbed a bunch of books and tossed them
over to me. At first I couldn't believe my eyes, then the
titles he selected made me realize that somehow somewhere
someone must've taught Jake how to read! The
books he wanted were Goodall's Guide to Grooming Gorillas,
Recipes For Baking Bananas, Hominoids and Monkeys I Have
Known, Apes Baboons and Chimps as Party Guests,
Secrets to Success With Simians, How to Feed the Primate in
Your Home. We took our stack to the checkout
desk. The librarian started to say, "No pets..." But Jake
began beating his chest and he flashed her his teeth. I told
her that to me it didn't seem so hard to see that all he wanted was a
library card. Jake took a step or two toward her, and she
hastily agreed. And lots of people were making
tracks to the library just to get a gander at Jake and me.
The news crews put it on live TV - a gorilla checking books
from the library! Well, every single morning at
the crack of dawn, Jake and I were waiting on the library lawn
to trade in the books we'd read for a whole new batch. By the
time Uncle Clyde arrived from overseas, Jake and I were library
celebrities. I even started teaching Jake how to write so he
could give out autographs. I made my Uncle Clyde
promise me that wherever Jake went he'd have books to read. I
begged Jake to keep on practicing so he can write to me someday.
Until then I'm making tracks to the library 'cause
every single day I get the urge to read. My good friend Jake
must've got me hooked. I'll spend the rest of this summer
reading library books. My good friend Jake must've got me
hooked. I'll spend the rest of my life reading library books!
Library Bookaneers Hey, Ho! Whaduya know? We never run
out of new places to go, and we never wait for the wind to
blow- We're the Library Bookaneers! No
matter your preference of when or where, a book can be
captured to carry you there. We circle the globe and we pay
no fare. We're the Library Bookaneers!
We rifle a book for the treasure within. We ransack her pages
from stern to stem, then leave her for others to plunder
again. We're the Library Bookaneers!
Hey, Ho! We sail again! Another adventure about to begin!
Hey, Ho! We sail today! Just open a book and it's anchor's aweigh!
Hey, Ho! Whaduya know? We never run out of new
places to go, and we never wait for the wind to blow -
We're the Library Bookaneers! Our sea is
unbounded by compass and map. We've traveled through wardrobe
and looking glass. We've raided the future and pillaged the
past. We're the Library Bookaneers! We
were the jury at Captain Kidd's trial. We fought Long John
Silver on Treasure Isle. We fed Captain Hook to the crocodile.
We're the Library Bookaneers! Sail away into a
good book. Determination while you're learning is the oar
that pulls you forward till your sails unfurl. Sail away into
a good book. Imagination is the wind that fills your sails
and sends you spinning to another world. We went
there, we saw it, we did it, we lived it... Hey,
Ho! Whaduya know? There're plenty more places we're itchin'
to go, and we'll never wait for the wind to blow.
We're the Library Bookaneers!
Stampede
to Read It's
got the world wide-eyed with wonder. It's what everybody
wants to do. It'll make your day, blow the clouds away
and let the light come shining through. No, it's not a shoe
or a soft drink. But it's a lift you really need.
So come on, check out what it's all about. Join the Read
Stampede! In a car, train, bus, crane, airplane,
or boat, stampede to read! To your dog, cat, rat, bat,
hamster, or goat, stampede to read! Scan a fax, card,
message, memo, or note, stampede to read! Learn a quip, quick
comeback, schtick, or slick quote. Stampede to read! It's a
read stampede - everybody read! It's a read stampede -
everybody read! On a cliff, coast, canyon,
prairie, or plain, stampede to read! Under fog, snow,
sleet, hail, drizzle, or rain, stampede to read! Learn a
haiku, limerick, verse, or refrain. Stampede to read! It'll
twist, pick, trick, and tickle your brain. Stampede to read!
It's a read stampede - everybody read! It's a read stampede -
everybody read! We are a nation built on freedom.
Where ideas are allowed to flow. So when you feel perplexed,
there'll be a helpful text to tell you anything you need to
know. It's a human thirst for knowledge. You've got
a curious mind to feed. Why make it hard, get your library
card and join the Read Stampede! Grab a
tabloid, magazine, or gazette. Stampede to read! At the
doctor, orthodontist, or vet, stampede to read! Surf a
website, e-mail, chat on the net. Stampede to read! Zap to
Mozambique, Belize, or Tibet. Stampede to read! It's a read
stampede - everybody read! It's a read stampede - everybody
read! There's Something Going on at the Library
There's something going on
at the library it's a mystery, it's a mystery
there's something going on at the library go there if you
dare and see it's a mystery It was
shocking and frightnin' his head full of lightnin'
with his kite and key there stood Benjamin Franklin
He looked out through his bifocal lens, and said, "welcome to
the library, friend." I was hardly through
blinkin' when standing there thinkin' in his
stovepipe hat I saw Abraham Lincoln. He was
talking 'bout the war comin' on. He said, "Something here is
terribly wrong." I checked the encyclopedia to
confirm my wildest fears. These two men had been dead and
gone for more than 100 years. So what were they doing here?
Chorus Now I swear I'm not braggin
I heard someone say tag and when I turned myself around
there stood a 40 foot dragon. She said, "Welcome to my
treasure trove. Pick out anything you want to take home."
Well, I looked over the scene so many colorful
things then my eye fell on the pegasus a horse with
two wings. And he said, "you can take me out for a ride,
but you'd better bring me back on time."
Someone's imagination thought these creatures up long ago Yet
here they were in front of me just as plain as my big toe.
Tell me how can this be so! Chorus
It was exciting and shocking all those animals talking
there were dinosaurs with pompadours and skeletons walking
I began to take a good look around Every shelf hid something
new to be found I saw tornadoes and blizzards
and witches and wizards and deep in a volcano,
some guitar playing lizards I met gold medal olympic stars
and some little lost men from mars Now I know I
saw everything I said, but I can tell you don't believe You
think it's all up in my head, still it feels so real to me -
Don't ask me how it can be! Chorus
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